I don't know her, and I don't want to...
I keep telling everyone there is a God and now there's proof!
Ann Coulter's jaw wired shut! We're sooo sad....
Page Six is reporting that right-wing agitator and controversy-seeker Ann Coulter's jaw is wired tightly shut.
I know, I know. If the report is true, It's almost as if our prayers have been answered.
Apparently it was broken, but by whom, no one seems to be sure. We could hazard a guess, but why throw roses yet.
The blogosphere is already aquiver over the idea of a forced Coulter Moment of Silence.
Finally, the Right Wing Barbie Doll has to shut up. This is, after all, the woman who called 2004 VP nominee John Edwards the F-word in 2007 while speaking at the Conservative Political Action Conference.
"I was going to have a few comments on the other Democratic presidential candidate, John Edwards, but it turns out that you have to go into rehab if you use the 'gay hate word' " so I'm -- so, kind of at an impasse, can't really talk about Edwards, so I think I'll just conclude here and take your questions."
The rehab reference was a right-wing joke (and we use the term loosely) about actor Isaiah Washington using that word for his "Grey's Anatomy" co-star T.R. Knight and been forced by the network to undergo psychological treatment.
But her unfunny comments drew criticism from all fields, Democrats, Republicans and gay rights groups.
But here's the best part about the Coulter broken jaw news. No really, this is really good: Seems she has a brand new book titled "GUILTY" due out in early January and, of course, was all booked on TV and radio talk shows to discuss the "much-needed reality check on a Left gone wild," declares the book's jacket.
Her latest work reportedly exposes and mocks the media's love affair with all things Democrat and all things President-elect Barack Obama.
Too bad Ann won't be able to say a word about her new book.
That's just a gosh darn shame.
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Ann's jaw wired shut? There is a god! My prayers have been answered and I am one of those far left liberals who thinks religion is what is ruining this country. Maybe now God is on our side.
YES! There is divine justice.
Perhaps this is evidence of God working in mysterious ways. This may be his mysterious way of telling her to be quiet..
Whats funniest of all is that there are some who still think Coulter is a Woman!!..Most of us KNOW Coulter is a guy!!
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Frankly here's my opinion, take as you will:
I am sorry she is going through the pain of a broken jaw....OW! That hurts and no one should have to go through it.
(Although I love banana milk shakes and soup....And if there was any fat left on her body it's going to go bye bye before she gets her wires off.)
However, if you put your thoughts out there for everyone to see, and if you're vehement about your view points, then, you are going to get people who do not wish you well. In fact if you call them names, then most likely they will wish the exact opposite for you.
Especially if your blatantly crazy as a the cat lady.
Case in Point:
THE REIGN OF LAME FALLS MAINLY ON MCCAIN
http://www.anncoulter.com/cgi-local/article.cgi?article=282
This was such an enormous Democratic year that even John Murtha won his congressional seat in Pennsylvania after calling his constituents racists. It turns out they're not racists -- they're retards. ( I wonder how long it will take Sarah Palin to begin to hate that word? And school anyone using it? And I wonder how long she'll stay a Republican with a disabled child....Oh about as long as it takes for her to get some kind of reality check when it comes to the biases that people have against the disabled...) Question: What exactly would one have to say to alienate Pennsylvanians? That Joe Paterno should retire?
Apparently Florida voters didn't mind Obama's palling around with Palestinian activist Rashid Khalidi and Nation of Islam leader Louis Farrakhan, either. There must be a whole bunch of retired Pennsylvania Jews down there.
(Excuse me?)
Have you ever noticed that whenever Democrats lose presidential elections, they always blame it on the personal qualities of their candidate? Kerry was a dork, Gore was a stiff, Dukakis was a bloodless android, Mondale was a sad sack. (See title above).
I keep trying to get Democrats to take my advice (stop being so crazy), ( truly this is the pot calling the kettle cast iron....) but they never listen to me. ( I wonder why?) Why do Republicans take the advice of their enemies?
( I didn't know we were enemies, I thought we were American's.)
(Um, what? You've lost me...)
Indeed, the only good thing about McCain is that he gave us a genuine conservative, Sarah Palin. He's like one of those insects that lives just long enough to reproduce so that the species can survive. ( Didn't you just say that "whenever Democrats lose presidential elections, they always blame it on the personal qualities of their canidate"? Aren't you doing just that?) That's why a lot of us are referring to Sarah as "The One" these days.
(The One what?)
Like Sarah Connor in "The Terminator," Sarah Palin is destined to give birth to a new movement. That's why the Democrats are trying to kill her. And Arnold Schwarzenegger is involved somehow, too. Good Lord, I'm tired.
( I want you to go bandy around the term "retard" in front of Sarah Palin in about....Oh five years....Let's see how long this love affair will last around 'bout that time? )
Rock Solid Red Head
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My god, that woman(?) is uglier than Giuliani (9/11) in drag.