Monday, January 19, 2009

♫Hang on Snopey-Snopey Hang on ♫

Snopes.com

This is why you buy one you can take with you out of the car.
http://www.snopes.com/crime/intent/gps.asp
This could be an Only In Northern Michigan:
http://www.snopes.com/photos/hunting/calicobuck.asp


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~ "Life's tough......It's even tougher if you're stupid."
-John Wayne"....~

Saturday, January 17, 2009

GAH! IT'S....IT'S....PEANUT BUTTER!!!! *Shriek!!!*

It couldn't be something I don't care about like, oh say, tofu....

http://www.fda.gov/oc/opacom/hottopics/salmonellatyph.html


Don't buy anymore peanut butter until otherwise notified. And if you have unopened peanut butter, get rid of it. If you've already ate out of it, I wouldn't worry about it.


http://www.fda.gov/oc/po/firmrecalls/kellogg201_09.html
http://www.fda.gov/oc/po/firmrecalls/MN01_09.html
http://www.fda.gov/oc/po/firmrecalls/CT01_09.html
http://www.fda.gov/oc/po/firmrecalls/peanutcorp201_09.html

Kellogg Company Announces Voluntary Nationwide Recall of Austin® and Keebler® Branded Peanut Butter Sandwich Crackers and Select Snack-Size Packs of Famous Amos® And Keebler® Soft Batch Peanut Butter Cookies Because of Possible Health Risk

Media Contact:
Kris Charles,
269-961-3799

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE -- BATTLE CREEK, Mich. -- January 16, 2009 -- Kellogg Company today announced a voluntary recall of certain Austin® and Keebler® branded Peanut Butter Sandwich Crackers and select snack-size packs of Famous Amos® Peanut Butter Cookies and Keebler® Soft Batch Homestyle Peanut Butter Cookies because the products have the potential to be contaminated with Salmonella. No other products are involved in this recall.

On January 14, Kellogg announced a precautionary hold on the sandwich crackers while FDA and other authorities investigated Peanut Corporation of America (PCA), one of Kellogg's peanut paste suppliers for these crackers. PCA has expanded their earlier recall to include peanut paste and peanut butter, prompting Kellogg to immediately announce this recall and to include the above- mentioned cookie and cracker products.

"The actions we are taking today are in keeping with our more than 100-year commitment to providing consumers with safe, high-quality products," said David Mackay, president and CEO, Kellogg Company. "We apologize for this unfortunate situation."

Salmonella is an organism which can cause serious and sometimes fatal infections in young children, frail or elderly people, and others with weakened immune systems. Healthy persons infected with Salmonella often experience fever, diarrhea (which may be bloody), nausea, vomiting and abdominal pain. In rare circumstances, infection with Salmonella can result in the organism getting into the bloodstream and producing more severe illnesses such as arterial infections (i.e., infected aneurysms), endocarditis and arthritis. For more information on Salmonella, please visit the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention's Website at http://www.cdc.gov.

Consumers who have purchased the recalled products are urged to destroy the product. Consumers with questions or who would like a refund may contact the Kellogg Consumer Response Center at 877-869-5633. Consumers with questions or concerns about their health should contact their doctor.

Products impacted by the recall were produced on or after July 1, 2008, including:

  • Austin® Quality Foods Cheese Crackers with Peanut Butter - all sizes
  • Austin® Quality Foods Cheese & Peanut ButterSandwich Crackersall sizes
  • Austin® Quality Foods Mega Stuffed Cheese Crackers with Peanut Butter – all sizes
  • Austin® Quality Foods PB & J Cracker Sandwiches – all sizes
  • Austin® Quality FoodsSuper Snack Pack Sandwich Crackers
  • Austin® Quality Foods Chocolate Peanut Butter Sandwich Crackers – all sizes
  • Austin® Quality Foods Toasty Crackers with Peanut Butter – all sizes
  • Austin® Quality Foods Reduced Fat Cheese & Peanut Butter Sandwich Crackers
  • Austin® Quality Foods Reduced Fat Toasty Crackers with Peanut Butter Sandwich Crackers
  • Austin® Quality FoodsCookie/Cracker Pack
  • Austin® Quality FoodsVariety Pack
  • Keebler® Cheese & Peanut Butter Sandwich Crackers – all sizes
  • Keebler® Toast & PB'n J Flavored Sandwich Crackers – all sizes
  • Keebler® Toast & Peanut Butter Sandwich Crackers – all sizes
  • Famous Amos® Peanut Butter Cookies (2- and 3-ounce)
  • Keebler® Soft Batch Homestyle Peanut Butter Cookies (2.5-ounce)
So anyway, just so you know...Don't do it.


Thursday, January 15, 2009

glazed onions


Difficult To Tell If T.J. Maxx Hit Hard By Recession

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I Will Do Whatever It Takes To Restore Your Faith In My Excuses

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Spider Eggs Hatch In Bush's Brain


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Winehouse, Husband Divorcing

Blake Fielder-Civil has filed for divorce, claiming wife Amy Winehouse has been unfaithful. What do you think?

Young Woman

Li Huang,
Systems Analyst
"First there's a terrorist hit out on her, and now she's getting divorced? For anyone other than Amy Winehouse, this week would be a personal low."

Black Man

Steven Schramm,
Window Washer
"I can see why she might want to stray. Her home life seemed so dull. She must have felt trapped, and bored."

Young Man

Alexander O'Sullivan,
Train Inspector
"Infidelity? That seems like a rather pedestrian reason to divorce Amy Winehouse."


Wednesday, January 14, 2009

ONLY IN NORTHERN MICHIGAN II: Electric boogaloo



When found trying to put out a fire by peeing on it...

MISSAUKEE COUNTY FIREFIGHTER ACCUSED OF DRIVING FIRE TRUCK WHILE DRUNK
A Missaukee County Firefighter won't be fighting fires in the county
anytime soon.  His own chief called police when he suspected he was
driving a fire truck drunk.  The sheriff says the firefighter was
returning from a fire December 27th when he was pulled over and arrested.
Doug Shaw is accused of driving the truck back from the scene while
intoxicated.  He pleaded not guilty.  The Lake Missaukee Fire Chief says
it was only after Shaw drove away that night he was told Shaw might be
drunk.  That's when he called police.  He says Shaw will be suspended.

Monday, January 12, 2009

Top Notch Dog Obedience School


From: John Sagittarius



Snopes.com
http://www.snopes.com/crime/warnings/handbag.asp
http://www.snopes.com/computer/internet/https.asp

Only in Northern Michigan





CRAWFORD COUNTY SLEDDING ACCIDENT INJURES FIVE
A scary scene unfolded at a popular sledding hill in Crawford County when
5 people tried making it to the bottom on an old car hood.  They were all
taken to the hospital after the accident on Mt. Frederic.  The Frederic
Fire Chief says the accident happened Sunday afternoon at the former ski
resort, now used primarily as a sledding hill.  He says the group went
through a large ditch and all were thrown from the car hood.  One adult
had to be airlifted to a Saginaw hospital with back injuries.  Four teens
were taken to Grayling Mercy Hospital.  They were all from the Roscommon
and Gaylord areas.

Thursday, January 8, 2009

Fwd: snow and oh, more snow





Compliments of http://www.weather.com/
The weather channel!
Date Forecast Hi Lo POP
Thu Jan 08 icon Few Snow Showers 25°F 16°F 30%
Fri Jan 09 icon PM Snow Showers and more
25°F 20°F 30%
Sat Jan 10 icon AM Snow Showers 24°F 11°F 50%
Sun Jan 11 icon Cloudy 24°F 18°F 10%
Mon Jan 12 icon Snow Shower 23°F 11°F 40%
Tue Jan 13 icon Few Snow Showers    Oh and guess what?
17°F 0°F 30%
Wed Jan 14 icon Few Snow Showers 12°F 3°F 30%



♫ Sleigh bells ring are you listening...In the lane a car is glistening....A tragic sight, it ditch slid last night, walking in a icy, snowy, unforgivably cold and dangerous wonderland....♫

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Jesus deserves an apology....So get busy!

My sister in law works for a company that has clients, and one of the clients called up and was very upset and was named Jesus ( pronounced "Hey-soose").
My sister in law, being the good company employee, put a post it note on her monitor that said, "Jesus deserves an apology".


...And he does now doesn't he?

Get busy and repent today.

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