The Onion....Sometimes....

Last Of 2008 Christmas Puppies Euthanized, Marking Start Of Spring

Are we at all surprised by this?

Cases Of Shaken Manchild Syndrome On The Rise

While frustrated parents may feel driven to violently shake their video game-playing grown children who still live at home, it can have serious medical consequences.

Patriotic Teen Fails Spanish

Jean Anne Whorton goes Beyond The Facts, talking to the high school sophomore who has become a conservative hero for refusing to learn his Spanish vocabulary.

Underfunded Scientists Force Lipstick-Covered Rat With Cancer To Run Through Maze

June 12, 2009 | ISSUE 45•24

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