The Onion....

American Airlines Now Charging Fees To Non-Passengers
"It's just not worth it anymore," said Caroline Huza, an Ohio native and mother of two. "Plus, every time I stay at home, I always get trapped next to some kid who won't stop crying."

U.S. Flag Recalled After Causing 143 Million Deaths
Uh oh.
Scientists Finally Prove What Area Dad Has Been Saying For Years
Is it my dad?
Conan To Join TBS
Really? Then his plan is working perfectly....
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