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Hey, I'll bet that Marilyn Manson would die for this!COFFIN COUCH, $3,500.
Who wants to be reminded of their own mortality while vegging on the couch watching Six Feet Under?
POO-POURRI, $24.95.
"Spritz the bowl before you go, and no one else will ever know," urge the makers of Poo-Pourri, an all-natural essential oil spray for the loo that claims to trap "embarrassing odors." What's more embarrassing--a little bathroom odor or having this sitting on the sink?
Wasn't this in a Batman movie?
BESTOW WALL-MOUNTED HAND VASE, $95.
We love getting flowers as much as the next girl, but we'll take a traditional vase over this eternally-outstretched hand.
Wasn't this the reason Martin Luther nailed 95 thesis's to the door of a church?
TICKET TO HEAVEN, $12.79.
These tickets are for the trip of a lifetime--heaven. They come complete with a handy travel kit that includes a certificate of your reservation, the Official Heaven Identification Card, and a Heaven 101 informational guide. We wonder what their returns & exchanges policy is.
....And apparently we don't want to visit Marie Claire because that is on the 11th page...Making it the worst gift in the world.
10 Gifts We Don't Want
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In other news....Guess what? We're in a recession! Who knew?
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