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| "In the dramatic season opening episode, we save 15% by switching our insurance to Geico" |
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| "You'll find out what's in the hatch and who gets off the island -- crap, wrong show" |
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| "My character creates a line of "Honey Roasted Space Nuts" |
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| "What else are you gonna do, read a book?" |
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| "There's a good chance you'll see me naked" |
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| "There's a good chance you'll see me naked" |
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| "New FTL drives will allow the Colonial fleet to better adjust to gravitational variations and achieve maximum superluminal travel to outrun the pursuing Cylon basestars -- I don't know what the hell I'm talking about" |
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| "We engage in a life-and-death battle against evil robots...You know, same s*** as last year" |
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| "I take on the most challenging task of my political career -- doing a lame Top Ten list on a third rate talk show" |
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| "Watch me lead us into war against the Cylons without an exit strategy" |
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